"Hey Patch Dynamics, I loooove your high quality merch and want to send something in return as thanks! Do you accept fanmail?"
- No one ever

The answer is yes! I except any and all fanmail! On every package you have a return address in case shipping goes sideways, but you can also use that address to send shit to me!
Basically if you want to bring some joy to some dumb nihilist living in Maple Land, you can do that by just sending me a dick drawing in my mailbox or sending used dragon dildos.
No guarantee I'll use them, but I will post everything you send me via postage here on this page.


Have blast desu